Bush-McCain Challenge

George W Bush was the 43rd President of the United States of America. Known for his, ehem, wit and err, sharp mind, he was often quoted in saying mind-blowing and profound statements, such as \"They misunderestimate me.\"
John \"McCain on the other hand never was the President of The United States of America, despite his desperate attempts to reach the giddy heights of supreme power in the 2008 election, he just didn’t make it. Maybe it was because when asked if the US was in a recession he simply replied; \"Sure. Technically, I don’t know.\"
Awesome. We can all generally agree that the election was not a good test of manliness, so we will be judging them under a multitude of physical and mental challenges to prove once and for all who should come out on top.
For example, who is best at assembling Ikea flat pack furniture?
Who can change a babies nappy in the shortest time.
Who can successfully identify their arse from their elbow.
Who can spit tobacco the furthest.
If you are desperate to find out who wins, follow the Bush-McCain challenge today and God Bless America!