Test of a True Man

I would love to watch John McCain and George W compete with one another in their understanding of technology. Didn’t McCain make a remark during his campaign that he doesn’t use email or something along those lines? And we can be sure that ole Georgey is missing some buttons on his iphone. Some elements of the competition:
- First, they both have to send an email. Easy enough?
- Then, a text.
- Then, they both have to successfully set up a facebook account.
- They have to check that facebook account on an iphone and post on one another’s walls.
- They have to join google + and add at least ten people to each of their circles.
- Now let’s get fancy. For the next round, both of them have to scan their butts and their faces, then mash them together in photoshop, then work successfully with an online printing website like 48hour print.com or whatever to make the picture into postcards. (Anyone who’s ever used one of those sites knows how tough they can be for a non-computer-savvy individual.)
- For the penultimate round, they each have to build an e-map of the world, including naming every country and its capital, using flash. They have to upload it to a web site that they design and name themselves.
- Finally, in at least two-thousand words, they have to describe the internet. How does it work? What enables it to run? What is a server? What is net neutrality? (They have to write at least five-hundred words on that last part alone.)
The winner gets to see Mitt Romney’s myspace page.
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