Who is the biggest American idol?
I guess we can all agree that George W and John McCain are good all American guys. George, unlike McCain, may have managed to avoid actually serving in the military, but he sent a lot of other guys off to war – and what’s more American than a good old-fashioned conflict?
So if we’re dealing with a contest between two good old-fashioned guys then we have to find a good old American way to figure out whose the number one dude out of these “great” leaders. And these days, there’s nothing more American than a spot of live TV karaoke; American Idol. Forget that this programme actually started in the UK, it’s us Americans who have made the show great, making Simon Cowell a global phenomenon and launching dozens of musical careers. Why not get George and John to sign up for the next series and see who’s the best at warbling an emotional Mariah Carey cover or grinding around the stage to a Britney classic?
Of course, you have to remember that these guys are both staid and serious Republicans, so there’s probably only one way you could ever hope to get them up on stage in a glittery shirt and tight rock star pants; spike their morning coffees. Let’s just hope the producers of the show don’t use hair alcohol testing, or we might have some serious questions to answer.
I guess most people would probably back George; he’s a but younger than John and it sounds like he knew how to party in his youth. But let’s not forget his language blunders over the years. I reckon he’d have some serious problems remembering the words of his chosen song! Maybe John would surprise us all with a soulful country and western number. Lots of those are about prison cells after all…
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